I THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY A GIANT CAT IN A HOUSE UNTIL I REALIZED HOW STUPID THAT IS AND HE’S IN A DOLL HOUSE
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?
my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
Moments later [Ellen DeGeneres] is onstage handing out pizza- much to the dismay of Benedict Cumberbatch, who is backstage about to present an award. "Damn, I missed the pizza," he says to Jennifer Garner.